A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species



Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via killlllllllla)




sex so good you gotta stare at the ceiling and think about your day to avoid nutting in 5 minutes


"traffic really sucked today"

“I should probly change these light bulbs”


"Did they ever tell us who drank Eve’s apple juice?"


(via hip-hop-lifestyle)

  • what you get in a relationship with me: love, support, pancakes, someone who's always in your corner, getting told you're amazing and gorgeous every day, lots of freaky sex.
  • what you don't get in a relationship with me: "just one bite" of my piece of cheesecake.
  • Men's Rights Activists: THIS IS NOT FAIR. MEN HAVE PROBLEMS TOO.
  • Black Men: We're constantly demonized by mainstream media and are targets of police brutality.
  • Gay Men: We face discrimination and hatred and are denied marriage and job security.
  • Trans Men: We are outcasts and are denied medical care, our lives are constantly under threat and our gender is always under scrutiny and policed by others.
  • Men's Rights Activist: ....
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  • Men's Right Activist: Y-Yeah, but... a Feminist was mean to me...