• Interviewer: You’ve obviously been very busy since the show ended. Do people approach you more for “Arrested” or for something like “Superbad”?
• Michael Cera: More than anything people recognize me from “The Social Network,” which I was not in.

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via jaymac95)

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

• I will stick my cold hands all over your body
• I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
• I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
• nuzzling???
• I will be smiling the whole time
• you’re warm and I’m not
• let me leech your heat
• please

(via andr0ix)

tiger-lilies-and-tortelini:

*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*

(Source: tiger-lilies-and-tortellini, via andr0ix)

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via caseysdead)